Dinting Cricket Club

The matches which were cancelled on the opening day of the season will now take place on Sunday 3rd September-so the season will not be extended.

Sorry to be pedantic but can we please change the fixtures section of the website to reflect this. It's just that I've lost count of the number of times I've tried to explain the situation to people who haven't read this message and insist they're right!

Wind your neck in wardrobe!!, although you fielded better than your brother on saturday

Maybe so, but my dive wasn't the most pathetic of the day......that belongs to Mr. Jared Massey after falling over the football at the start of the game. Also, I wonder how his ankle is bearing up?

I seem to remember playing football before a game being a fineable offence, especially if you're
a) crap
b) clumsy

any of these apply to Jared?

Anyway, is the season extended then bridgey?

Jared's fall was almost as good as the one the other week where he was immitating Sam's header. The fact he concentrated harder on keeping hold of his can of Lucozade rather than using his hands to break his fall definitely added to it!

Steve's "dive" was also exceedingly wardrobe-esque. Very pleasing to see I'm not the only one!

Okay pedantic one-the games have now been added to the matches section!!

Thank you Mr Gull. I'm sure my life will be much easier now!